just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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