This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
A+ Viking dick
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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