bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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