I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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