Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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