Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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