I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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