dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
