Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize