I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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