Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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