i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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