It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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