Are we in a gay sports bar?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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