Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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