I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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