i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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