I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Randomize
