Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i think i have two assholes
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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