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that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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