It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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