Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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