He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What did we do last night that was yellow?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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