please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
