My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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