i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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