Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I wear drunk well.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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