She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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