Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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