hotel room ftw
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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