I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i dont even know how to be here
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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