Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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