No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
