Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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