You can't special order awesome
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
