I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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