your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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