Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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