The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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