You really coming over, don't trick.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Randomize