Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
i think i just lost a toe
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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