We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
