Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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