So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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