I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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