why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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