dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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