Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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