Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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