no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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