You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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