you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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