brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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