Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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