His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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