And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My liver just had a heart attack.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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